Merc469, 63

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Hello! Thank you! Let's get started.... A 1961 CLASSIC: Sleek Body Style Engine still pumping but Slightly Used White Body Paint, Salt and Pepper Soft-top; Hazel Headlights; Firm Bumpers; Plush Caring Interior; Radio programmed for Oldies, Country, Blues & Jazz; Low Maintenance; Low Mileage; Smokes Slightly; Runs on communication,honesty, and regular unleaded love; Great for road trips or parked at home receiving TLC. Comes with." Reserved Parking Only" Sign ; Comes with Limited Warranty,(SEE FINE PRINT AT BOTTOM) One Former Owner; Clear and Clean Title; SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY... All Offers Considered fine print...... present owners note to all serious inquires: all precautions,safety measures and pampering WILL RECEIVE unchanging, undeviating, unfailing exchange and ensure to cinch, clinch, complete, confirm, guarantee, ice,make sure, nail down, seal, and or secure, FOR THE LIFE of this fine '61 CLASSIC. Failure to comply with limited warranty makes any ownership instantly null and void. Must return promptly less the wear and tear on the engine.