Korradoxan, 47

me; 33 years old, laid back, chill, big guy, 6'3" 270ishlbs, been told i look like a biker, (long hair, goatee, earrings). i'm 7-7.5", cut. i'm vers/top, ddf, hiv-, i smoke and drink socially. i'm not a daddy/bear type, but i can fake it reasonably well.

you; 18-30, twink/boyish type, vers/bottom pref, smooth is ++, asian bois are +++, but i'm not picky so long as you're smaller than i am and with less body hair. be dff, hiv-, past that you can be femme, butch, geeky, shy, goth, emo, indie, what-ever. no piercings below the belt and try not to look like i could hang my keys on your face, tasteful ink is a-ok. i absolutely love long hair on a guy, so it's a plus with me. buzz-cuts and bald heads aren't a deal breaker, but they don't do anything for me either.

i have my own home, my roommate doesn't give a s--- about visitors and works nights usually, just don't be allergic to cats. i work from home, so i can host anytime, day/night/week-end/week-day. i have a well stocked liquor cabinet usually, but i don't drink beer and if you want to bring your own 420 i don't care. i'm looking for a -----buddy/casual friendship, but i'm open to a hanging out/dating situation, just not looking to get married, if you catch my drift. try to have more of a vocabulary than lol or huh?, and no drama, no bull----, period. serious only don't spam me with bull---- or scams. i *will* cuss you out or go out of my way to annoy/ignore you if you do.