J0rdan, 34

Well... let's see. I suck at introductions, so I'll just wing it. Name's Jordan. I'm originally from Hawai'i, born and bred. Class of 2008. For the time being, I'm Blockbustin part-time and relaxin full-time. I'm easy going, slightly politically incorrect, and treat the people I care about as good as I can (My mom thinks that's total bull----, hahah). I have a box turtle, and ten down says that he can kick your pet's ass. I also have a german sheppard/border collie-mix, and ten down says that your pet can kick his ass. When I want to feel better about myself, I watch Jerry Springer, and it usually works. I've been told that I snore loud when I sleep and it's gotten to the point where I would wake up to massive bruises on my arms and legs from those who TRY to wake me up. Yeah, not going to happen. I want a Range Rover for Christmas.... Yeah, not gonna happen either. I'll rather grub a classic cheeseburger from Burgerville than a sleazy pasta from Olive Garden. I never hold grudges no matter how big the problem is and I never assume someone's not being honest with me (Audrey thinks differently. Audrey can also suck it, haha). I like to travel - I want to go to outer-space. My dad should have his own TV show. I can't concentrate on the conversation if the television's on. I think little kids are awesome, and I still think old school Nickelodeon is the s---. I put others before me, and I want to help those in need around the World. Life is good. Oh, and by the way, I lied about wingin it. This actually took me a while, ahaha.