Chuckb84, 40

I'm an easy going bloke. I'm easy to talk to, but easier to annoy. I'm honest and I expect the same from my friends. I'm full of advice, even if I can't seem to heed to my own words. I will drift away if you're boring me. Joss Whedon and my dad are my heroes! If Veronica Mars were real, I would not want to cross her. I'm a gentle soul. I write fiction and I'm better than you or anyone else at it. I like my eggs sunny side up and I use bread or biscuits to dip in the yolk. I'm never relaxed. I'm uncomfortable around little children. My favorite mixed drink is a Rum & Coke on the rocks. If you ever disagree with me then you're PROBABLY wrong. If I'm overly friendly to you then I probably want something from you or I've written you off as an idiot who needs all the kindness he can get on this earth. If I'm playfully mean to you, you're on the level. I pretend to understand people. I am not pretentious and will not bide people who are. I do not sleep well. I seldom apologize. I should be rich. I vote my conscience. I require constant companionship but I'm happiest alone. I'm a social drinker. I think American Idol is pedantic and overrated. I do not seek your affection but it is welcome. I expect great things. I burn candles when I have guests over. I spend way too much money on things I don't need. I once accidentally drank from a glass with a dead fly in it. I'm human. I'm an impulse buyer with discriminating taste. I do not get far on any novel I begin to write. I use to take a complete multi-vitamin daily. My spoon is too big. My spoon is TOO big. I prefer city living to the suburbs. I never find sunglasses that look right on me. I quote Top Gear, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Family Guy way too much. Most Office Max employees are semi--------- and I only go when I have to. Sometimes I catch myself double spacing after periods because my first typing instructor insisted it was the standard. I think people should discipline their kids. I'm glad y