Baconbear, 32

The bacon hit the bear! Hi, my name is Hector or Bacon Bear. I like bacon and my favorite animal is the bear. Ergo, Bacon Bear.
Anyway, I can be weird at times but I have come to accept that. I'm going to school right now and I work at Seaworld in one of the restaurants. My life is kind of held up right now with school and work and I can't wait till I get enough experience at Seaworld so I can look for a better job.
I live with my mom and grandma, but I would like to move out at some point. I'm usually quiet around people that I don't know very well and I try not to make things awkward. I like to go to the club with people I'm comfortable around. I think I'm more of an introvert than an extrovert but that doesn't mean I'm boring. I just have my own sense of humor that some people might not find funny either. If I'm in some sort of awkward social situation I end up saying random s--- which can lead to making the situation even more awkward. I apologize in advance for that. I'm the kind of guy who always gives relationship advice even though I'm single and never been in a relationship. Forever alone. -_-
I plan on being a sign language interpreter even though I absolutely cannot have a decent conversation in sign language yet. I also want to learn how to make monster makeup for movies. I also think that I might end up being a college professor for sign language or entertainment design, whatever I end up having fun in.
I spend a lot of time thinking about my future, my purpose in life, when my homework is due, how much I hate having to go to work and dealing with tourists, how I can incorporate lines from shows and movies in my everyday life situations, do I have enough clean clothes?
I think this is enough typing for now. Oh, and I like b--bs